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Sea Cow Surveillance™ | FloriDUH × Knife Theory Collab Tee

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You thought Florida manatees were slow? That’s exactly what they want you to think. 👀😂 Equipped with tactical goggles, questionable stealth skills, and absolutely no sense of personal space, this sea cow is quietly sneaking up behind you at a blistering 3 mph. And if your knives are dull? Oh, he knows. 🔪🥽 Created with Knife Theory Sharpening, this FloriDUH collab celebrates Florida wildlife, local business, and the kind of nonsense that could only make sense here. Wear Florida. Support Local. Stay sharp. And check behind you… eventually he’ll get there. 🌴😂 The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico Disclaimers:  • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

    Every purchase helps keep FloriDUH Local free for Central Florida small businesses.

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